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Sunday, July 31, 2011

How Short is Too Short?

Ummm, well this woman's shorts are a little too short. And by a little, I mean a lot. If your shorts are so short that I can see your cellulite, there's an issue. In my opinion, people need to be aware of what they wear in public, because some things are not necessarily needed to be seen by the general public. Especially at a restaurant, where people, like, eat and stuff. If I was eating somewhere and I had to stare at that, I would probably lose my appetite. Just saying... Too harsh? I think not. If you do, leave a comment and explain why. I'm not making fun of the girl herself. I just think people need to be aware about what they "flaunt" and show.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Hearse Cars

One thing that I never could grasp the concept of is cars that look like hearses...hence hearse cars. I don't understand why one would go car shopping, look at a hearse car, then look at their significant other and say, "Honey, THIS is the car I want." Personally, if my significant other  stated that he wanted a hearse car, I think I would think he is a creeper. "Does this man have plans to kill me?" "Maybe I don't know all that I should about this man." or "WHY DO YOU WANT A HEARSE CAR?!" are just a few of the thoughts that would be running through my head as I try to imagine why anyone would want a hearse car. Also, as if death isn't sad enough that they have to make cars that look like the cars made for death. some cars that look like hearses to me are: black station wagon, the car that is shown below, and other cars with weird, long trunks with windows. (it is pretty much just this car..) why?!
Another this about these hearse cars is when one buys this creepy looking car and show it to family members (like it's a baby or new significant other). How do they introduce this car to others. "Yeah, its the sporty hearse looking one." I don't know anymore. haha. This is just what I think! :)

brooke! :)

Black Swan

Black Swan is a great, great movie, don't get me wrong, BUT only watch it if you are by yourself or with friends. NOT your parents or your friend's grandparents (which I got the pleasure of doing this fine evening.) If the masturbation wasn't enough, the lesbian sex-scene sure topped off the awkwardness of the night. Now, I am not trying to make the movie sound bad or awkward as a whole; it is really great in my opinion. I just want everyone to be aware that there are some things that should be experienced by yourself or with people in the same age group as yourself rather than people who are years older. Just my thoughts of the night...
Adam

Melissa Villasenor: Impersonator

Okay, so on America's Got Talent this year, there is an impersonator named Melissa Villasenor. She is extremely funny. One of our personal favorites so here's a link. Check her out! Her Owen Wilson impression is one of her best!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIkZmr3smbc

Saturday, July 23, 2011

The Band Perry: If I Die Young

Okay, so we have this band, The Band Perry. Ummmm.... what kind of name for a band is that? I understand that the band members are part of a family and their last name is Perry, but lets be a little more original people. C'mon!
Anyways, their song goes, "If I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses. Sink me in the river at dawn. Send me away with the words of a love song." Some might think that's sad or maybe even sweet, but how demanding can one be? Also, how can I bury you, lay you on a bed of roses, AND sink you in a river? Those are three completely different things. Unless you want me to rip your body into three different pieces and then continue to take part in these actions, your song makes no sense whatsoever.
Personally, I would just have the typical funeral for the person because I don't think that sinking you in a river or just laying you on a bed of roses and leaving your body is legal in most countries.
Adam

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